EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BITCH


★ PINUP BOARD

★ BACKSTORY ★

Lady Diamond, or Lady Di for short, is a trembling, high-maintenance diva who believes she was born for luxury, spotlight, and premium filtered water.

She has never walked a full block in her life (she prefers to be carried like the precious gemstone she is).

She growls at everyone except you because you are her emotional support human AND her unpaid assistant.

★ STATS ★

NAME: Lady Diamond

HOMETOWN: A Chanel handbag

STAR SIGN: Drama with insecurity rising

STRENGTHKnowing when you need a cuddle

WEAKNESS: Snacks labeled “organic”

PET PEEVE: Being called “Princess”

SEXY SKILL:  The Luxe Tremble™

SECRET: Sometimes she pees on the carpet

POWER CHORD: “Milkshake” by Kelis

★ SECRET STASH ★

RING POP

LAVA LAMP

CANDICE’S SOCKS

VEGAN GUMMY BEARS

★ SHOP HER STUFF ★

EVERYTHIING IS TERRIBLE MUG

Pick your poison

BIG TOTE ENGERY

For your physical x emotional baggage

LADY DIAMOND SWEATSHIRT

Cozy enough to spiral in

LADY DIAMOND POSTER

Cute but crazy

SHOP HER STUFF!